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Friday 1 May 2020

If travel as a way of life is a goal for you, create your own international online business and make the most of it.


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SEE WHAT THE TRAVELUTION BUSINESS CLUB IS PROVIDING!


BECAUSE IF YOU ONLY
  •  looking for 10 hours a week,
  •  you never want to work in an office again,
  •  you want to start a side business outside of work,
  •  you want your work to fund your travels,
  •  you want to spend more time with your family,
  •  you want to create something lasting,
  • you want recognition and a career,
  • you want as much money as you make a free man while you travel as much as you want





POSSIBLE







WHY THE TOURISM BUSINESS?

Because it is one of the most popular and dynamically growing industries in the world.





1970

165 MILLION PEOPLE / YEAR



1990

440 MILLION PEOPLE / YEAR



2018

1.4 BILLION PEOPLE / YEAR



2030

1.8 BILLION PEOPLE / YEAR
(estimation)





* Data are from the 2018 report of the UNWTO World Tourism Organization.

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HOW IT WORKS?

See how you personally can benefit from the tourism industry in a short video!




Founder of Travelution
ANDRÁS IGNÁTH


In the video, you will be told about this opportunity by someone who, with the help of the Travelution Business Club, has already shown thousands of people how they can live a happier and fuller life. It also gives you the answer on how to make the monthly income that is your goal in life available to you.



OUR TRAVEL PACKAGES


Standard "Basic" travel package

€ 500

1 year access
1 piece Diamond Voucher
10 piece Best Price Option
1 piece Business Position

500 Career Points


I will choose





Plus "Smart" travel package

€ 1500

5 year access
3 piece Diamond Voucher
30 piece Best Price Option
3 piece Business Position

2000 Career Points







Pro "Professional" travel package

€ 3500

15 year access
7 piece Diamond Voucher
70 piece Best Price Option
7 piece Business Position

5000 Career Points

















CAREER, SELF - DEVELOPMENT AND PASSIVE INCOME









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SHOW DETAILS 3 NIGHT(S) LONDON 2020-07-17 (Friday) - 2020-07-20 (Monday) Soonest check-in: 16:00
ROOM: APARTMENT STANDARD

CANCELLATION POLICY: Cancellation deadline: 2020-07-14



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FOR 2 ADULT(S) AND 0 CHILD(REN) 6 NIGHT(S) TENERIFE
2020-08-13 (Thursday) - 2020-08-19 (Wednesday)

Soonest check-in: 16:00
ROOM: Double or Twin STANDARD

CANCELLATION POLICY:
Cancellation deadline: 2020-08-11

All inclusive














UNITED KINGDOM, LIVERPOOL, 2 TRAVELLER(S), 4 NIGHT(S)


FOR 2 ADULT(S) AND 0 CHILD(REN) 4 NIGHT(S) LIVERPOOL
2020-08-14 (Friday) - 2020-08-18 (Tuesday)







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Wednesday 18 March 2020

Do you know why I stay up late on weekends?

Because sleep is for the week.

Wednesday 11 March 2020

Two blondes go on vacation and rent

a boat for the day to go fishing. They lower the anchor and start fishing on the lake. After a really successful days' fishing, one blonde says "We should come back to this same place tomorrow," and so she takes out a marker and draws an "X" in the bottom of the boat. "This will help us find the location," she says.

The other blonde watches and then rolls her eyes. "You idiot!" says the second blonde. "How do you know we'll get the same boat!?"

Wednesday 4 March 2020

A man goes on vacation and leaves his cat with his brother
He's gone for a few days and decides that he misses his furry friend, so he calls his brother up to check on her. His brother answers the phone.

"Hey! I'm just calling to check on how Fluffy's doing without me"

His brother on the other end gets quiet before saying, "I dont know how to tell you this, but yesterday, Fluffy got hit by a car and died"

"Oh my God!" The cat owner yells, "why would you tell me like that?!"

"Like what?"

"Just telling me she died! You ruined my whole vacation. You could have at least eased me into it!"

"..like how?"

"I don't know.. just could have told me she was on the roof or something"

"I'll remember that next time" his brother promises

"It's alright. Just be gentler with the news next time. Anyway, how's mom?"

More silence on the other line before the brother says, "well, she's on the roof"

Wednesday 26 February 2020

We're in Trouble
The population of this country is 327 million.


76 million are retired.


That leaves 251 million to do the work.


There are 48 million people who are permanently disabled.


Which leaves 203 million to do the work


There are 74 million children younger than 6


Which leaves 129 million to do the work


There are 95.2 million children and young adults in school.


Which leaves 33.8 million to do the work.


At any given time, there are roughly 4 million people on vacation


Which leaves 29.8 million to do the work


Of this there are 15 million employed by the federal government, not including the military.


Leaving 14.8 million to do the work.


2.8 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with North Korea and the Middle East.


Which leaves 12 million to do the work.


Take from that total the 10.8 million people who work for state and city Governments.


And that leaves 1.2 million to do the work.


At any given time there are 188,000 people in hospitals.


Leaving 1,012,000 to do the work.


Now, there are 1,011,998 people in prisons.


That leaves just two people to do the work.


You and me.


And there you are,


Sitting on your ass,


At your computer, reading jokes.


Nice. Real nice.

Wednesday 19 February 2020

A woman on Vacation rings home
She asks her husband, "How’s my cat doing?"

The husband says, "The cat’s dead."

The woman’s upset and says, "Well, you could have broken the news to me when I got home. I can’t enjoy my vacation now. You could’ve just said a little white lie, like the cat’s on the roof and you can’t get her down."

"Okay, I’m sorry," says the husband, "I’ll remember that."

The woman says, "Anyway, how’s my mother doing?"

The husband says, "Your mother’s on the roof and we can’t get her down."